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A fucking legend of a man, some say he is God himself who has come down for a visit
Person 1: Who brought this?
Person 2: Carlos did
Person 1: Fucking legend
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Carlos is a straight 12 year old man. He has a jacking juice jar under his bed and he plays Roblox unironicaly. Honestly, I wish I could be as cool as that guy. He really is a god. He's a chronic masterbater but it's okay. We except him anyway.
Carlos' has never been so spooked. His mother found his jar of semen under his bed. Oh no. He already knows his mother is going to tell the people in her book club tomorrow. Carlos is only 12 but his quality of life is falling rapidly. Poor Carlos.
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the act of ass fucking a hot blonde chick using your 7-9 inch penis.
Kendra: OMG! My boyfriend just did a Carlos on me last night.
Justine: Mmmmm..... Sexy! Can you have him do it to me?
Kendra: Sure...........
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Achiever of the highest level in Wizard Sticks.. Supreme commander of rules and regulations.. bearer of the Hurricane Curse
Zach: I'm one level closer to Carlo status
Scott: It doesn't count if you cheat!
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A guy who wears very tight shirts
damn dude can you breath in that shirt, don't tell me your a carlos now
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carlos is...... well hes everything you could ever dream of in a guy. hes sweet, funny, caring, cute, he has a smile that will melt your heart and a laugh that you cant help but love. this boy is SEXY!! he has a body dont worry. he has the best eyes ever. you can get lost in his eyes and you wont mind not finding your way back. when he hugs you it feels like nothing bad will ever happen to you because he wont let anything happen. he makes you feel like your the only girl in the world and the only one for him. he is the object of my affection and the center of my attention. i love you Carlos!
girl 1 do you know carlos
girl 2 yeah
girl 1 isnt he just amazing!?!?!?!
girl 2 nothing can describe that boy
girl 1 ur right
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