anyone with this name pulls so many bitches. like he has W rizz.
person 1: hey is your name seth carlson?
person 2: yeah it is, why
person 1: i can tell. you definitely pull so many bitches. probably have hoes on each side
person 2: omg how did you know??
Transmitting gonorrhea
Oh man that girl has the Carlson stay away from her
A dirty Carlson is when you get butt fucked by a black fat dude.
My friend was over last night and he gave me a dirty carlson
Really just a fat booty nigga who normally had dreads/twists normally nonchalant
Why Carlson fat booty ass so quiet today
A fat booty nigga who typically has twists/dreads pretty smart but the most nonchalant person you could meet
Carlson Big booty ass always quiet
a dashing young gentleman with a high charisma
also has a very nice taste in subway
carlson: i’m heading to subway, y’all want anything?
innocent bystander: veggie delight please
carlson: a man with class you are
The sexiest Filipino in the world! He is 6'5, Challenger in League, sexy as fuck, and can bench 280-290 on a bad day
Carlson mid gapped again?! Thats his 8th time! If only Ben could do that