An unwritten rule of the ten commandments; don't go against a promise made to god involving the prohibition of wanking. I.e if an individual swears to god they won't wank for a week then they must not wank for a week, unless they want to be sent to the devils kingdom.
Samantha: Hey John, ive noticed you haven't been yourself today and you appear paranoid or distressed, its ok to tell me whats been going on.
John: Well its not the easiest topic to discuss, look, I broke the 11th Commandment. You see three days ago I swore on god that I wouldnt wank of a week but I was going through one of my dads old playboys magazines last night and couldn't resist the immense urge of busting a nut.
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The Constitutional military rank of the President of the United States.
The highest rank in the United States military.
Franklin Roosevelt and Harry Truman were both commander-in-chiefs during World War II.
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Someone that can suck their own cock.
Man 1: Did you hear what Logan did?
Man 2:What?!
Man 1:He pulled a Commander Curve.
Man 2:Nasty but amazing.
The place were buzz lightyear (from toy story) thinks hes from and has to get back to do a mission.
I have to back get to star command! Do you know where my ship is?
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Someone who sits around and is obliviouse to what is going on around them and then mentions a topic that has already been talked about
We talked about that twenty minutes ago Charles, you'r such a Commander Dan!
When you blow in your partners butthole like a duck call.
My girlfriend wanted to try something new lastnight, so I gave her the Duck Commander.
The most incompetent, very simian-like so called Commander in Chief of the United States of America. Also known as Dubya.
The Commander in Chimp made up the word "misunderestimated" in his speech today!
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