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Phone Cord

What happens when an older man unzips his pants, pulls it out, and it dangles loosely like a phone cord.

I only sleep with younger men, I'm sick of the ol phone cord.

by Patty.E. June 3, 2018

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drop cord

Redneck for Extension Cord; a length of cord that allows you to plug something in further away from the outlet

Do not plug your space heater into a drop cord, Hand me that there drop cord

by nemesis16 November 14, 2013

20๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Extension Cord

A sexual act between two men and a woman. The first male inserts his penis into the anus of the second male who inserts his penis into the woman.

After a short night of drinking Derrek and Russell pulled an "extension cord" on Shannon.

by RENRUT00 July 16, 2012

11๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cock-Cord

Cock-Cord is when u tie a piece of string to ur dick and the other end to a door handle and slam it shut it hopefully give you more length, like when u were a child and tied a string to your tooth

"man i hope this girl doenst think my dick is small, just cock-cord it, whats that? just tie your dick to this string and the other end to that door and slam it, it should help it grow

by Rotorious31 February 17, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


rip cord

a form of chugging beer. To execute you use a old fashioned can/ bottle opener to poke a triangular shaped hole on the side of a beer can near the bottom. Hold the hole to your mouth and then pop open the top of the can. Gravity will take care of the rest. Causes one 12 ounce can of beer to be consumed in about 3-5 seconds. The ring shaped "pop top" of the can is likend to the ring of parachutes rip cord. Popular at American Colleges in the late 80's early 90's. Sometimes but less often known as a "pop top" or a "shotgun".

To proceed to alcoholic drinking more quickly begin drinking two beers simultaneously. Drink one normally while performing ripcords with the second. Do this repeatedly until you wake up in rehab.

by slipsheet February 5, 2005

18๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


550 cord

a lightweight nylon kernmantle rope originally used in the suspension lines of parachutes. This cord is useful for many other tasks and is now used as a general purpose utility cord by both military personnel and civilians. This versatile cord was even used by astronauts during the 82nd Space Shuttle mission to repair the Hubble Space Telescope....

With 550 cord and Duct tape, there's no problem that can't be fixed

by EvaPilot5150 November 19, 2014

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cord Rage

Cord Rage is the act of raging on any electrical cord, preferrably a computer charging cord. Cord Rage was widely a accepted theory until it was finally proven. On January 13, 2008, the computer charging cord belonging to John JP Cole was confirmed dead in room 216 of Graham Hall, Wilmington, NC. The cause of death was determined to be Cord Rage and muderer, the burgandy chair, was apprehended. January 13 is now deemed a national holiday in honor of JP's cord.

Cord Rage-"Look at you Ragin!!!"

by JohnRambo February 3, 2009

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