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this bitch kill people but at least she’ll saved us from trump.
trump: cough cough
covid-19: you welcome ugly ass orange cheeto
Covid-19 is legally not allowed to touch people under the age of 18 so if ur under 18 sue Covid-19
Judge: Covid-19 do plead guilty or not guilty?
Covid-19: Guilty
Me: Fuck yes u perv never touch a person under 18 again bitch
A flase flag created in conjunction between global militaries and governments as a form of global mass sterilization.
Make sure to avoid touching your face you might catch covid-19......
A virus primarily tasked with giving the Earth a breath of clean air for a couple of months.
News Reporter : For the first time since centuries ago, the skies of Earth are clean all thanks to COVID-19.
The word to use when you are tired of saying “coronavirus”.
Please stay in your house cuz you don’t want COVID-19.
The virus that has killed way too many people, ruined baseball season, causes people all over the world to panic, made everyone go out and but masks, made entitled white moms go to every store to but as much toilet paper as possible, and just fucked our 2020
dan-Man Fuck Covid-19
mark-Suuussshhh you don't want the white moms to hear you say that
A disease that is everywhere and when it's in something, Don't touch it or else you'll be infected. The best way to kill COVID is to get some hand sanitizer or Wash your hands, Wear a mask, And stay 6 feet apart, and Stay Home.
Jerry: Gerald, Did you just touch a chair that has COVID-19?
Gerald: Um..... Yes?
Jerry: RUN!!!!! WASH YOUR HANDS QUICK!