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this bitch kill people but at least she’ll saved us from trump.
trump: cough cough
covid-19: you welcome ugly ass orange cheeto
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Covid-19 is legally not allowed to touch people under the age of 18 so if ur under 18 sue Covid-19
Judge: Covid-19 do plead guilty or not guilty?
Covid-19: Guilty
Me: Fuck yes u perv never touch a person under 18 again bitch
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A flase flag created in conjunction between global militaries and governments as a form of global mass sterilization.
Make sure to avoid touching your face you might catch covid-19......
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A virus primarily tasked with giving the Earth a breath of clean air for a couple of months.
News Reporter : For the first time since centuries ago, the skies of Earth are clean all thanks to COVID-19.
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The word to use when you are tired of saying “coronavirus”.
Please stay in your house cuz you don’t want COVID-19.
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The virus that has killed way too many people, ruined baseball season, causes people all over the world to panic, made everyone go out and but masks, made entitled white moms go to every store to but as much toilet paper as possible, and just fucked our 2020
dan-Man Fuck Covid-19
mark-Suuussshhh you don't want the white moms to hear you say that
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A virus that killed millions of people around the world to the point china banned the game Plauge Inc
The reason why they banned the game is that people named their virus Covid-19 which disappointed them now its banned
Covid-19 is an abbreviation for COronaVIrus Disease 2019
The best way to not get the virus is by Wearing Mask, Social Distancing, washing your hands with soap, disinfect EVERYTHING in your house, and hand sanitizer or stay quarantined
"WARNING: New Virus introduced as Corona Virus Disease 2019 or COVID-19 for short the government recommends you wear a mask, social distance yourself, wash hands with soap, disinfect EVERYTHING, and use hand sanitizer (or just stay quarantined) Goodluck and God Speed
" Day 1: Can't believe we have to WEAR MASK but at least I won't die.
Day 2: I have finally gotten used to SOCIAL DISTANCING and at least we have social media
Day3: Oh man I've touched so many things that could've had covid I'm going to WASH MY HAND and USE HAND SANITIZER
Day4: My son got the virus due to this I made him DISINFECT EVERYTHING IN OUR HOUSE but it's for the best"
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