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glen crest middle school

where kids think they are everything and perfect but everyone is just a bunch of basic white 6th graders. at glen crest there are only about 6 real friends you can choose from. all the boys are either to stuck up and ugly or shy and even more ugly. everyone there always says they want to go to the other schools but then decides to stay and hate it. when you tell someone a secret it gets around the whole school in about 0.5 seconds.

mia: i told jordan my secret about.. him and now everyone knows

maddie: it’s probably the popular people.. glen crest middle school am i right

by chuckycheesepizza May 4, 2019


velcro-crested wallet-snatcher

A derogatory term for a black person, made to resemble the name of a bird. Used in Southern Africa.
See also: kaffir, zot, wog

That bastard velcro-crested wallet-snatcher could use some anti-perspirant.

by Porn_Flakes June 2, 2005

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glen crest middle school

Glen crest middle school is full of a bunch of thots that think they are it but they aren’t they don’t run the school but act like they do.

The glen crest middle school thots are doing it again.

by Gbs hates it November 21, 2018

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Cedar Crest Middle School

A school in Lebanon, PA that has many hot, but slutty girls, kids who can't afford shirts and smell like smoke, normal kids, super nerds, druggies, gamers, the athletes, (who think they're the shit), and fat asses. The principals are like drill sergeants and the teachers barely teach. This is the school that kids go to before the come to cedar crest highschool

Friend A: Where did you go to school when you were in middle school?
Friend B: Cedar Crest Middle School.
Friend A: How were the girls?
Friend B: Slutty as hell.

by Dodgieboo June 12, 2012

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Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.

Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!

by Timithin November 25, 2020


Rare Crested Quanch

A slang term for the common pidgeon (aka: feathered rat, gutterbird)

Look! A Rare Crested Quanch!

by quanch December 8, 2003


Wildwood Crest

Wildwood Credt is located in the Jersey Shore. It isn’t as trashy as North Wildwood but is still the hella good time. It has the best beach and the best boardwalk around which is a few minutes away from Wildwood Crest. The boardwalk there has so much more to do than ocean city boardwalk. Ocean City, Sea Isle, Avalon, and Long Beach Island are so overated when it comes to Wildwood. Those places are for the rich snobs who don’t know how to have fun. Wildwood Crest is specifically for the richer people and if you own a house there you will have the time of your life. People in Wildwood Crest know how to have fun which some people say make it a trashy area but it’s really just a fun time that only the best people get in on. Wilwood Crest is really the shit.

Girl 1: let’s go to my beach house in Ocean City
Girl 2: Hell no we’re going to Wildwood Crest where people actually know how to have fun.
Girl 3: Yeah Wildwood Crest is the shit.

by Userwhoknowstherealshit March 24, 2019