crinkle tart

Slang for female genitalia

I'm waiting for her to show me her crinkle tart

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iowa crinkle hole

Shoving a whole corn cob up an anus.

Hey Brian, I totally Iowa Crinkle Holed your mom last night.

crinkled starfish

a dried starfish

this crinkled starfish was used for decoration

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single till I crinkle

(phrase) unwillingly single until you become too old to be a viable option

I’ll be “single till I crinkle.”

crinkle cut hoe bag

A woman who twists her face up to try and be good looking in selfies but looks like an used pack of potato chips instead

Jazmine has a crinkle cut hoe bag face with her selfies today

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Wet Crinkle

A sexual act in which a non erect penis is used to give a girl vaginal orgasm.

I had whiskey dick last night, so I had to do the wet crinkle.
I ran out of Cialis pills last week and I had no choice but to perform the wet crinkle.

Crinkle

When you have new shoes and it creases.

Man slow down I’m gunna crinkle my shoes