crop a skank

When your son has dated a disgusting and scandalous hoodrat that has caused a lot of drama for all of his friends and family. After being forced to take multiple photos of said hoodrat and they break up you get to crop her out of all the pictures...hence, crop a skank

I was so happy they broke up and I could finally crop a skank.

Today I felt so good when I got to crop a skank.

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crops are watered

Meaning that life is going great

Man, finding out I passed that test cleared my acne and my crops are watered

horse cropping

Verb. A form of male masterbation. When a male tucks his erect penis between his legs with his knees tucked to his chest and overhand grips his member behind his body (knuckles up) whilst inserting his thumb into his own anus.

We walked in on him horse cropping. It was brutal.

chemo crop

Short, asexual-looking hair style, taken on by women who have to date usually had long hair. Often accompanied by a significant change in life circumstance. Derived from the style adopted by those who are undergoing or have just completed a course of chemotherapy. Most notable recent exponent is Kylie Minogue.

"Mate, did you know Amy's split with her guy? I'm gonna have a real crack at her. She's fit."

"Yeah, I heard. Don't know about her new Chemo Crop, though."

Cop Crop

The haircut that many police officers seem to have. Its short and shaved on the sides and left sort-of fuzzy on the top. It's usually referred to as 'Cop Hair', but 'Cop Crop' sounds more catchy.

Police officer: Hey, do you like my new haircut?
Man: That's a total Cop Crop.

Crop dust

Going in a niggas area and silently farting by him.

Imma finna crop dust that nigga Jaylon so he'll leave.

new crop

The term "new crop" refers to the new batch of women that come with a girl when she starts dating your friend (ie. her best friends, acquaintances, family members) and that YOU will have the opportunity of meeting. Much like a farmer with a new harvest... Therefore new crop!

Friend A - Bro, I met this fine ass hottie named Emily at the gym...

Friend B - New crop!

Friend A - for sure! Imma hit her up so we can all go out.