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A living organism commonly found on the lower part of the male body. It feeds off of your large intestine and grows very slowly over time. Doctors have a way of removing these, but it may be costly. The Dick is parasitic, but is only lethal if you touch it. It's body will rupture and you may feel a slight stimulation as it will begin to chew at your villi inside your entrails. A Dick has large pouches that grow beneath it that act as food storage, and grows with the Dick itself.
"I'd love to come to the party with you, but I just found out that I have a Dick. I'm going to go and see what the doctor can do about it."
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1. a penis
2. a pepe
3. a sausage
4. a small pointy thing on men's front side
5. a big pointy thing on men's front side
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A Males Private Part
They Have biqq juicy one and they have stanky one<<nasty
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Slang term for penis. Each and every man has one and he stores it between his legs. It's size can vary greatly, but most men will add a couple inches when referring to their own. Dicks are usually classified into three catagories: schlort, schledium, and schlong. A dick has a very tough life: His owner likes to jerk him around, his best friend's a pussy, and his neighbour's an asshole. Most hetrosexual men use their dick for sexual activities.
Dick is also a colloquial term for an annoying man, or a nickname for a man named Richard.
Jane's boyfriend, Dick, was a total dick but she enjoyed sucking on his dick.
Hey Richard, come here! Dick, let's go!
I hate Joe Smith, he's such a dick!
I have a long dick.
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1. a measurement of speed, varying from slow to fast depending on the context of its use.
2. a derogatory term for someone who is not of your liking, someone who thinks of themselves as better than everyone else, and/or suffers from Illusory superiority.
3. as a given name, Dick is a diminutive form of Richard
4. a biological feature of male animals including both vertebrates and invertebrates.
5. a reproductive, intromittent organ that additionally serves as the urinal duct in placental mammals.
I shoved my dick into Courtney last night.
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The president of the United States.
Donald Trump is such a dick.
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an exclamation when one finds something stupid or unfair.
Guy 1: "Man, I can't watch the season premiere of 24 because I have to go to a gay chorus concert."
Guy 2: "That's dick!"
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