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A pink blob in pokemon that is used for sex and not used in any other way. Just to be a sex machine
Trainer 1: Dude I just got a ditto! what is it used for?
Trainer 2: Breading... That it is all it is for
Trainer 1: oh RIP
The Pokemon with the most fucked up back story in the game. Dittos begin life in a laboratory as a failed attempt to create Mewtwo so they are already fucked up to begin with. Then they are discarded into the wild and are shunned by other Pokemon for being different until the day comes when a juvenile delinquent wearing a baseball cap uses one of his pets to paralyze and beat Ditto within an inch of its life and forced into a ball. Only to be taken to a "daycare" and forced to have sex repeatedly with other Pokemon until it produces an egg. The egg is then taken and Ditto is then forced to endure the same cycle over and over again.
I cought a Ditto yesterday. So I took it to the "daycare" and had Charizard, Dragonair, Eevee, Arcanine, and Onix run a train on it for some eggs
When you call someone an idiot or stupid
Human 1: I dont know what to do...
Human 2: ARE U AN DITTO
who the fuck says ditto it is 2021
chad:I just took the fattest shit
Brad: ditto
Means when someone agrees of what they're saying
I love you.
Ditto.
"Ditto" a nickname for someone who is named after their Dad; a Junior. someone who also has a cousin 2yrs older than him who go's by the name Junior b'coz he was named after his Dad. so to eliminate confusion and/or prevent 2 people coming when being called when they wanted a specific person as in not the father nor the cousin who's 2 yrs older than the person they were calling for, it has been determined before birth by his Mother that he shall be called "Ditto"...
and by calling him "Ditto"
his Father (who shares the same name as in Don sr. & a son, Don jr. and/or his cousin >Junior< knows that they are not being summoned and no not to reply as they are not needed just "Ditto"...and another thing, he (Ditto) is pretty fk'n awesome!! he built the house he was born in, weighed 15lbs. 3ozs. at birth but listed at 7pounds 6ounces, that's after he was circumcised...
Mom: "hmm, i can't find my purse, keys, reach the remote or the mail has came and i do not want to get up.."
"Ditto !!" followed by, "have you seen my.." or "help me find my.." usually its "hand me my purse.."