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When you have just woken up in the position as if you were in a coffin like Dracula and notice your Anus hurts after last nights party.
Dude when I woke up my anus hurt like hell and I was sleeping like I was in a coffin. Fuck! I got dracula's anus!
Every 5th-6th thinks they are edgy because they listen to Paparazzi by Kim Dracula
“Name another song by Kim Dracula besides Paparazzi.”
“I can’t”
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Sleeping on your front, face down, arms by side.
(the reverse of Dracula) Very uncomfortable.
This morning i woke up in Reverse Dracula
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Man who likes to give girls head during their period.
A: Last night my boyfriend went Cunt Dracula on me!
L: Bloody hell, that's disgusting!
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when you're collar is popped, and it looks kinda robotic.. so you roll you're neck around and it becomes less robotic more flowing.. and somewhat dracula-ish
man you're collar looks gay . u gotta dracula roll it
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a girl who loves suckin on the cock. Does it for her own enjoyment as much as the guy's. Dick Draculas can become so notorious that they earn the name "Count Cock"
"That girl last night was the biggest dick dracula I've ever seen! She gave 6 of my friends head in a row last night!
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Vlad Tepes (The Impaler). The character who gave birth to the myth of Dracula. Cousin of Stefan The Great And Holy.
Has impaled a great deal of people. This is why he is called 'The Impaler'.
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