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evil empire

the soviet union

they made Hitler look like a fuckin "girl scout"

it's a sick fuckin world folks

by shakes head in disgust October 11, 2004

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--Galactic Empire--

From the bloated carcass of the Old Republic, an ambitious politician carved the Galactic Empire, a New Order of government meant to sweep away the injustices and inefficiencies of its predecessor.

Rather than offer the people of the galaxy newfound hope, the Empire instead became a tyrannical regime, presided over by a shadowy and detached despot steeped in the dark side of the Force. Personal liberties were crushed, and the governance of everyday affairs was pulled away from the senate, and instead given to unscrupulous regional governors.

Accompanying the growth of the Empire was an unprecedented military buildup. The many shipyards in the Emperor's domain churned out immense fleets of Star Destroyers and TIE fighters. The Imperial starfleet maintained order in the galaxy, a role previously undertaken by the Jedi Knights, an august order of protectors wiped out during the Emperor's ascent.

It was through fear that the Empire ruled. Its power hungry lieutenants and technocrats developed greater and greater instruments of destruction to cow a rebellious populace. This philosophy culminated in the creation of the Death Star, a mobile space station with a prime weapon of unspeakable power. When fully charged, the Death Star's superlaser had the ability to destroy a planet.

Despite such shows of strength -- indeed, because of them -- the flames of rebellion fanned higher. Small pockets of resistance banded together to form the Alliance to Restore the Republic. At first, the pitiable number of freedom fighters seemed no match for the oppressive Empire. Nonetheless, they managed to score an impressive victory with the destruction of the Death Star at the Battle of Yavin.

Having proved itself a viable threat, the Rebel Alliance found itself under Imperial counterattack. The core group of Rebels spent three years relocating their hidden headquarters, before being routed in a crushing attack at the Battle of Hoth. A few short months later, the Rebels discovered that the Death Star was but the first of many Imperial superweapons in development. A second Death Star was nearing completion over the distant moon of Endor. Intelligence gathered by Bothan spies informed the Rebel planners that Emperor Palpatine himself would be present to oversee the final stages of construction.

Thus an irresistible target was in place over that peaceful green moon: the Empire's next great weapon, incomplete and vulnerable, and the head of the Empire himself, both in one place. The Alliance took the bait -- the Battle of Endor was entirely designed by the prescient Emperor Palpatine to be the final confrontation in the Galactic Civil War. Palpatine failed to foresee the resourcefulness of the Rebels or the treachery of one of his most trusted aides, however.

Palpatine died at Endor, and the second Death Star was destroyed. With this crippling blow, the Imperial reign of terror over the galaxy ended. The Rebellion began forming a New Republic, and worlds across the galaxy celebrated their newfound freedom.

Related: --Death Star-- --Death Star II-- --Palpatine----Darth Vader-- --Super Star Destroyer--

by Official_SW Definitions_ December 5, 2004

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british empire

That's a load of BS Ladyperson, the Muslims hated everyone long before there was a British Empire.

The Empire was the most glorious institution in known history. They say the sun never set on it; this was because it covered so much of the earth's surface (east/west) that there was never a time when it was not daytime in some part of the empire.

Britain's power and Empire was founded upon its powerful navy and its command of the seas, something which itself grew out of its status as an island nation.

Rule Britannia! Britannia rules the waves! Britons never never never shall be slaves!

by Dirge November 14, 2004

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The Evil Empire

Walmart. The source of all evil

Friend 1: Dude! I need to go to Walmart.
Friend 2: Don't you mean the evil empire?

by JussSayin January 8, 2012

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British Empire

British Empire was biggest infrastructure development company ever existed. They built infrastructure across the world for free of cost. It was dismantled after World War 2. British Empire was also part time colonial empire. They are best known for infrastructure in India.

Indian guy - Hey! You know British Empire developed infrastructures in my country!

British guy - Yeah, I know!

by Least racist from Texas October 23, 2022

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Inca Empire

The Inca Empire was an empire that was founded in 1438, it consisted of Peru, western Ecuador, western and south central Bolivia, northwest Argentina, a large portion of what is today Chile, and the southwesternmost tip of Colombia and it situated on the Andes. Francisco Pizarro and the Spanish starting conquering the Inca Empire in 1533 and the last Inca resistance ended in 1572, the Inca Empire lasted over 95 years.

โ€œThe Aztec Empire is a pretty cool civilization.โ€
โ€œYou should check out the Inca Empire.

by imabouttocrapmypants October 4, 2021


Evil Empire

Wal-Mart, the retail giant.

Wal-Mart is such an evil empire. They crush competition, pay ridiculously low wages, and pass health care costs to their workers. They also make huge contributions to the Rebublican Party.

by kolohe61 November 17, 2005

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