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Golden Escalator

Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.

If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.

The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.

by Pi Ke October 2, 2022

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An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).

An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.

by Someone who kinda exists May 24, 2022


Lateral escalation

Utilizing a coworker of similar rank to deceptively escalate customer service complaints for issues in which you have exhausted all legitimate excuses to satisfy a disgruntled customer.

Tom, this Buyer is furious and emailing me constantly, I need lateral escalation assistance to get him off my ass.

by The judge 1903 July 8, 2016


Escalator

moving staircase consisting of an endlessly circulating belt of steps driven by a motor, which conveys people between the floors of a public building.

jennifer aniston fell down an escalator

by smidley October 8, 2017


escalator

a testimony to human laziness

escalators are fucking stupid

by zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuena May 2, 2020


Escalative

Adj. describes a noun that escalates something.

"You shouldn't hang out with bill he is very escalative."

"Remember that roller coaster is very escalative.

by xReggeSharkx November 29, 2017


Escalated Whore

A cum bucket who is overly expressive about being a whore. They will go from posting nudes to trying to smash every guy in school.

Sara is such an escalated whore. She basically fucked all my friends, guys AND girls.

by DaNK_d0Gg3rrINo April 7, 2017