Fish

A PG replacement for "shit".

A Kid: Dad, I accidently lit your screenplay on fire.
Dad: Ah, fish.

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fish

Acronym for Fucking Illinois Shit Head.

Used in the Great Lakes states (other than Illinois) to describe obnoxious tourists from Illinois, especialy from Chicago. The term is espcecially common in Door County, Wisconsin. See also fib and noiser

That idiot in the car in front of us with the Illinois plates just cut me off and started driving 10 MPH to look at the damn goats on the roof. Stupid fish.

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Fish

Fish. It's simply a fish.

Fish! LOOK! Fish!

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Fishing

The act of carrying out gay sex. Comes from Brokeback Mountain where the main characters use 'fishing' as their excuse to engage in sexual activities without their wives' consent.

Peter: Wanna go fishing tomorrow?
Tony: You bet, at the motel?
Wife: Have fun guys!

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Fish

Usually the smell of a womens vaginal area.

Dude 1: "If it smells like fish, its a tasty dish!"

Dude 2: "If it smells like cologne, leave it alone!"

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fish

An animal that swims in a brook. He can't write his name, or read a book. To fool the people is his only thought, and though he's slippery, he still gets caught.

If that sort of life is what you wish, you might grow up to be a fish.

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Fish

Fucking In School Hours.

Me and my girlfriend skipped class to secretly Fish.

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