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a woman that continually produces offspring.
"our neighbor phillis is quite the baby fountain, she already has eleven children, with another on the way!"
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Its when someone is sucking your dick and then after you ejaculate into her mouth, she stands up and spits it all over your face, usually without you knowing beforehand.
Tanner: So did you finally get it on with Courtney?
Nate: Kinda, the bitch only gave me a blowjob and then to top it all off, after she gave me a fountain fairy.
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A defined type of people in the City of Guelph, Ontario, Canada. Can usually be found originating from downtown by the 'fountain' feature. Said people are notorious junkies, criminals, unkempt and excrete putrid odours. They are known to defecate on the sidewalk and masturbate and expose themselves in public as documented. The same Fountain Folks are usually actively involved in protests and are also known 'Antifas' in the area.
Guelph's Fountain Folks hold protest downtown, again.
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The result of a big bag of chocolate on top of a hot train roof
"Yes, open your mouths, it's our very own chocolate fountain!"
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When you jerk a man off and his cum shoots out in bursts and goes everywhere, almost like a defect fountain.
This happened to my GF and I, and she said it was similar to what a broken fountain looks like.
Honey, I think you have a broken fountain.
You find someone willing to do a medical procedure (preferably a friend) called a fistula to connect your bladder and rectum so you pee and poop at the same time out of both orifices. Next you take an exaggerated number of laxatives or give yourself C. Diff to make everything inside of you liquid. Take your friend and you shit and piss out of both your butthole and peehole all over their face.
Person 1: Yo my friend in medical school surgically connected my poop Schute and urine sack in his basement so I can give my girl the chocolate fountain.
Stranger 1: get away from me
A BDSM sex act where a guy lays down and pees directly into his mouth.
Mistress Rowen gets paid $500/hour to laugh at Wall Street guys while they compete to see who can maintain a loser fountain the longest.