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The act of getting a blow job by anyone with removable dentures, preferably over the age of 60, while they have a mouth full of pop rocks and bubble gum causing you to fart and cum at the same time while giving the effect of blowing bubbles on your penis
Yesterday your grandma gave me a solid bubble gummer
When someone gives a large, horse toothed grin inadvertently showing their full upper gums, they are considered an upper-gummer.
Check out that upper-gummer in that selfie! I wonder if she realizes how she looks?
It’s the favor you can do for your significant other if you are mentally unstable and have fake teeth and perform oral sex after removing dentures while they doze off to sleep.
David told me the other day that Tracey lost her teeth and gave him a sweepy gummer before bed.
A sexual maneuver in which right before the Male ejaculates, the female (or other male) show their sexual partner a picture of Hillary Clinton. The Male will then go soft and the other chews the penis like a gummy worm.
Jesse- Let's do the gummer
Jessica- okay
*shows picture of Hillary Clinton*
Joe Biden, outside the window- Fuck, she's hot
Gummer The Llama is a fucking cute-ass animal with stubby little legs, a poofy lil tail-ball, and eyes of hope. He is the absolute symbol of beauty and happiness. Everyone loves that motherfucker, or you're wrong.
"Oh my God, Gummer The Llama is so adorable."
"No, he's ugly."
"Well, you're wrong and I'm about to commit a hate crime because you said that."
When a person with no teeth mispronounces a word.
Wow I never imagined her to be such a Flub Gummer when she took out her teeth.
When you get a blowjob from a meth head.
Oral sex from a meth head especially with tooth loss.
After leaving the party Connor was walking home and got a junkie gummer for twenty bucks!