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A 'Gogurt Tube' is preformed in the act of anal intercourse, when the man is about to achieve an orgasm he hits the woman on the back of the head (a donkey punch), causing the woman's rectum to tense up, making it tight. He then proceeds to pull his penis away from the anus, which, if sucessful, will cause the intestines to come out of the anus (still attached to the penis, forming a pink sock). The man then shoots his orgasm into the pink sock, grabs it, and then sucks the semen from the pink sock, thus making something similar to a tube of gogurt.
My go-gurt tube is shitty cum flavored.
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When you do a little stroking and ya yogurt splats on the road and a car does a burn out over it.
Jim Slim just did a Gurt N' Skrrt before the street race began.
A freshly removed condom and the semen within it that exist after intercourse is completed.
Hey man, it's a shared bathroom, quit leaving your Trojan Go-Gurts in the trash can.
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When a guy gets his actual dick flattened, and then proceeds to get a blowjob.
Wife:Honey! It's time for your daily Go-Gurt squeeze.
Husband: yes honey.
*loud sobbing along with dick flattening noises
When a woman or male squeezes yogurt into there anal cavity or vagina, and then has their partner eat it out.
Girl: Give me a Georgia Go-Gurt tonight?
Him: OK, what flavor?
When one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. Then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. About 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: THEY'LL DO WHAT THEY WOULD WITH A GO-GURT!!
P1: Hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*