Hungarian hat trick

The act of ejaculating in a woman's vagina, mouth and anus on separate sexual encounters in a single day.

Hey Allison, this Saturday may I please pull a hungarian hat trick by shooting my ball snot in your g-spot, cock holster and butt clit?

Velvet Hat Trick

A sexual act involving:

1: A threesome.
2: Using all three female orifices in the same session.

1: My boyfriend threatened to break up with me unless we did a Velvet Hat Trick, so I bought a prostitute.
2: My boyfriend threatened to break up with me unless we did a Velvet Hat Trick, so I bought some vaseline.

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FDR Hat Trick

An American President can achieve a "FDR Hat Trick" if they experience an economic crisis and a war, all while having a debilitating disease, during his or her time in office.

FDR went through the Great Depression, and World War II, and remained one of the most accomplished presidents even though he had polio, and scored himself a FDR Hat Trick.

The only other president to have an FDR Hat Trick was President George W. Bush, who led the nation through Iraq, through an economic clusterfuck, but was elected even though he is mentally retarded.

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Philly Hat Trick

Taking the Philly Taco to the next level.

Ingredients:
1. Butterscotch Tastykake (preferably from Wawa)
2. Cheesesteak from Jim's on South Street.
3. One slice of pizza from Lorenzo's on South Street

Assembly Instructions:
1. Unwrap the Tastykake and place both halves inside the cheesesteak
2. Wrap the pizza slice around the cheesesteak/Tastykake combo to complete the Holy Trinity
3. Devour in delight

A: What's a good way to make my heart explode?
B: The Philly Hat Trick.

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perfect hat-trick

In football, a perfect hat-trick is when a player scores 3 times in a game, one with his left foot, one with his right food and one with his head. Sexually speaking, the perfect hat-trick is when an individual scores 3 times in a session; blow job, vaginal sex and anal sex, in that order.

- Barry, did you blag that bird last night?

- Yeah, went back to hers

- Did you get a perfect hat-trick ?

- Nah, she wouldn't do anal

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cholo hat-trick

Also known as a vato trifecta, a cholo hat-trick consists of spraying graffiti, getting drunk and masturbating all in the same day at the same place.

Cholo hat-tricks usually occur at a cholo's place of employment which is most commonly a restaurant.

After a rough day of bussing tables, Hector decided to let off some steam with a cholo hat-trick.

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Norwegian Hat Trick

The act of shitting, pissing, and cumming all at the same time.

Guy 1: "Dude, what is that mess all over the couch?"

Guy 2: "Oh, probably the remains of another one of Dan's Norwegian hat tricks. Always happens to him unexpectedly when he is watching Rachel Ray."

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