Lashkar-e-hind

The army of India, transliterated into arabic. It pisses them off as they hate being compared to islamic groups.

Abdol: Hey! who raped all those people in Kunan and Poshpora?
Guru: Who else but the Lashkar-e-hind.

Hind Hearing

When you hear the better reasoning the day after eleventy billion ounces of vodka and it now makes sense

Thank you for the insight into my drunken escapade, now with the benefit of 20/20 hind hearing I understand that I was a douche.