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A dumb ass nigga that cant guard the teams point guard bc he is raw asf and they ear curry every lunch sometime get injured all the fucking time “ryan”
Aryan is an indian hooper
The marine biologist guy in jaws who is very cute too
Person: matt hooper from jaws lol
Another person: holy shit matt fucking hooper
An inconsistent hooper is when you're good at basketball on some days, and just terrible on other days.
Denzel: Tell me why Kenan is suddenly good today? He was horrible just yesterday!
Matthew: He's an inconsistent Hooper
Targets special ed that cannot testify against hooper
hooper's pedo ring Just nabbed another special ed
When you are in a political argument and you post an article to support your views, and it actually says something entirely different. This usually happens because you are too lazy to read past the headline.
My man posted an article supporting his argument that the economy was especially hard on dudes, but 80% of the article was talking about how easy dudes have it. He totally hoopered himself there.
Rassim one of the best players at bball. Everyone likes him, especially noel and apostolhs. They are gay for Rassim
Apostolhs: Rassim so sexy guys omg
Noel: Damn man i want to be like Rassim
Rassim: I'm Rassim the hooper
A man who attempts to talk to women but always end up saying something crazy, ruining his chances with the woman and making himself look weird. (shooting your shot from half court)
Chris: What did my homeboy John say to you?
Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.
Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper