Immortal Lock

When something is guaranteed for all eternity

Jimi Hendrix is an immortal lock for the best guitarist to ever live.

Outlaw Immortal

a corrupted Sound Team member on Xone, once killed the whole server with one slash of his sword that he stole from Nishoku.

Outlaw Immortal killed me 28 times in the last hour!

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The Immortal Mango

1. A mysterious being froma higher plane of existence that for reasons known only to him self utilizes his incredible powers only over the interent and in online games.

2. A sadistic form of torture involving the appliance of an exotic fuit to each an every orrifice at speeds exceding 50 mphs.

1. What the hell is the deal with The Immortal Mango?

2. police suspect the victim was killed by ritual application of The Immortal Mango.

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immortal cigan

immortal cigan is a guy that's friends with a simp.
he's also immortal. and funny (sometimes).
watches dhar mann daily 🥶

me: fortnite sucks🤢🤢, minecraft 4eva😈😈
immortal cigan: de ba kidalo šuti no simp september 4eva

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Immortal Kombat

A YouTube Star who will shank your nan if you don't subscribe.

Go subscribe to Immortal Kombat on YouTube!

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Immortal Technique

Criminally over-rated hatred-spewer. Yes, hate has an appreciative audience, especially if arguably baseless, conspiracy-driven lyrics are concerned which isn't a stretch considering he discusses a repetitive and limited array of topics without backing up what he proclaims to be the 'truth'. If you think Immortal Technique is 'deep' then you must have a dispairingly low IQ, despairing as it shows idiocy is far spread in this world and is corrupting the undergroud scene. This rapper has no flow at all, when he raps it sounds like a train wreck a million times over. There are quite literally hundreds of better rappers than him. IT is not intelligent, he caters for fools who lack knowledge and instantly believe what differs from the norm due to sheer ignorance and those who love ludicrous declarations. In short, they are imbeciles who need to read a few books and get an education, because let's be honest, only retards like Immortal Technique. That's no generalisation, that's a a fair assessment. His vulgar profanity isn't appealing, his rhyming skills are poor, his use of a high level lexis grouping reminds me of Cannibus, another pathetic rapper who utilises 'big' words to make himself sound clever to the masses when in actual fact, is a complete idiot. You herd of sheep are way too easy to fool. Immortal Technique is straight up wack. Go and masturbate over 'Dance With The Devil', you know you want to you bunch of dick-riding faggots.

Immortal Technique should give up rapping.

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immortality cream

Your sugar daddy's sweet white filling you enjoy to get your tuition paid

I had to get immortality cream out of my hair last night. It took an hour.

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