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A nicer version of the dorms. This is where students go expecting more freedom from the dorms, only to be disappointed by a security force, second only to the KGB in fairness and Homer Simpson in intelligence. More rules here than at Grandma's house, except Grandma treated you more like an adult when you were 5 than the staff treats you now. More Ghetto people per square mile here than anywhere in Sactown.
Jefferson Commons Apartments are the worst ever.
Hey, I like to be treated like I'm 10 years old, I should move to Jefferson Commons.
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One of the highest ranking high schools in the United States of America with a reputation for producing some of the most talented people on the globe. Population includes several nerds, losers, and geeks, but also some jocks, like any ordinary school. Contrary to popular belief, the vast majority of the population has a social life, and actually find it necessary to interact with others on a daily basis. The Aud Lob and the swimming pool on the 3rd floor tend to be the top hangouts of this educational oasis where freshmen take technology/engineering rather than world history. Also tends to produce various stereotypical thoughts such as a nerd school or one filled with students with no life or 6 hours of homework a night or a place with no alcohol or drugs or a school that performs terribly at sports or students that sleep with their TI-84 Plus Silver Edition calculators at night. However, only a few of these stereotypes are truthful, while most are simply urban legends created by people who were upset because they applied and did not get in. Some, however, are true:
Only at TJ do the jocks play calculator games.
Only at TJ can one be amazed by the incredible technology laboratories, then wonder why half the water fountains don't work.
Only at TJ does taking geometry freshman year means you're the stupidest of everyone and taking calculus sophmore year isn't a big deal.
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Any college football game telecast that starts around noon and has poor picture quality. A game that is not available on a high-definition channel.
"Oh man, our team has the early game this week. I hate Jefferson-Pilot."
Fan 1: "I thought you had a high-definition TV. This game looks awful."
Fan 2: "Yeah, it's on Jefferson-Pilot."
Fan 1: "That sucks."
Fan 3: "How much time is left in the game? I can't read the graphic."
Fan 4: "Beats me. Damn Jefferson-Pilot."
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Well, Jefferson Davis was a president inside the United States, and he came between Lincoln and Johnson. SO that means he was like the 16.5 president.
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When a man, who doesn’t manscape his pubic hair, is balls deep in a girl’s mouth, making it look like she has a beard.
I thought about giving her the Portuguese Breakfast, but instead I blessed her with a Curly Jefferson.
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1) A true nigga.
2) Innovator of the word "honky"
1) I feel like George Jefferson.
2) "Weezy, you actin' like one of them honkies!"
-George Jefferson
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A stoner with curly hair and dog tags
You see curly jefferson over there he only smokes dank
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