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family jewels

precious gems responsible for creating all families; i.e. "testicles"

Heather loved to suck his cock while fondling his family jewels.

by Stephanie6977 September 27, 2011

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Camp Jewell

Internationally ranked the number one residential camp in the world. So good that kids from lame ass Camp Chase go to Jewell during the day to have a better time. Camp Jewell is a place where a staff member can go to a party and expect to get drunk with people from ten different countries.

What did you do this summer?

I god damn partied at Camp Jewell all summer long.

by zgid August 16, 2009

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Stool jewels

Bits of corn in your feces.

Nate wasn't sure whether he'd digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.

by BurtButterCrock July 1, 2017


Family Jewels

A male's testicles. Located behind the penis in a pouch of skin called the scrotum.

Becca kicked me right in my family jewels.

by captainamerica1233432356654 September 12, 2019

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crown jewels

Royal "gems" which hang between a man's legs; women's second favorite toys...

The best fringe benefit for Princess Kate is getting to play with Prince William's "crown jewels"!!!

by Stephanie6977 September 28, 2011

291๐Ÿ‘ 87๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jewel Kilcher

More well known as Jewel. Famous singer, actress, poet, and humanitarian.

Jewel Kilcher's music is tasteful, classy, and extremely depth-ridden.

by Maximillian April 9, 2004

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jewel-osco

A shitty place to work.

Jewel-Osco is a shitty place to work.

by Dork1234 January 2, 2018

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