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Joe

Just like a cup of black coffee, he is completely bitter and will wreck your mouth. People say that a cup of Joe is a wonderful start to the morning, but no. A cup of Joe is a punch in the face will spitting on you saying how shit you are.

Dont have Joe in the morning, he's so bitter at that time!
Oh yeah that guy is a total Joe, always bitter about life in the morning.

by ConfusedBird January 6, 2018

20πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Joe

Northern Irish slang for a condom.

Here m8, got ne joes bi?
Aye no sweat, 4 pack o' perfoma oughta do 'er.
Cheers m8
Get 'er bucked!

by Johnny Adair May 13, 2009

103πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


Joe

The most awesome guy, ever. Known for his killer abs and manly jawline. Underneath his rugged exterior, Joes are kind and perfect in every way. Competitive and sometimes argumentative, but Joes always try to do what is right. An overall perfect guy who everyone adores

"I am a freshman and I started talking to a senior guy! Will everything be ok?"

"Of course it will, his name is Joe!"

by bobsatonme October 19, 2014

19πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Joe

he is the epitome of life, the hottest guy ever, has by far the biggest penis out of anyone, all the girls want him, all the guys want to be him, he plays guitar hero like he has sex, never gets tired, hits all the notes, and always has a virtual crowd cheering for him, he is defined as a god, chuck norris aint got shit on him, he kicked chuck norris's ass and then raped it

"Holy shit! "He just scored with that chick like a joe guller"

"That kid is going to be another joe guller"

by MEGAcock30000 February 18, 2010

128πŸ‘ 78πŸ‘Ž


Joe

Joe is the best person you will ever meet, he is kind and generous, and so so funny! and also very attractive If you ever get the chance to meet joe, dont let him go, he will be the best friend you will ever have. He will love you, care for you and always make you happy! Sometimes he can be a bit overpertective, and jokes alot but you love him anyway because hes amazing! Everyone loves joe<3

Joe is my bestfriend<3

by Heffa_mellon November 30, 2012

26πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Joe

mama

Someone: Yo i heard Joe has ligma
Someone 2: What’ joe?
Someone: Joe MAMA

by K8tieDoes October 17, 2019

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Joe

Joe's are sweet, kind, and lovable. They can get sappy, but that just means he loves you! When you have a Joe, don't let him go. A Joe can be a hardworker, and is commonly referred to as "lightening mcqueen."

Very Suitable for "Kaylie's"

Wow! That Joe's a lightening McQueen!!!

by kay333 August 24, 2011

35πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž