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When your woman is getting it in the ass and is taking a selfie.
Yo girl, I am trying to cum, can you put down that dirty lens.
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The out of focus blurry areas in a photo, usually referred to as bokeh. Depending on the camera and lens, the blurriness may either be a visually pleasing eyegasm or just a gruesome and brutal rape of your eyes.
Sweet, the bokeh on this photo is so creamy! I wish the lens blur on my camera was this awesome, but the aperture on this cheapo lens only goes up to f4.5 :(
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The contact lens is performed by a man when he lifts his partener's eyelid up and ejaculates in to the area between the lid and the eye.
Jamie's gotta wear an eye patch cause her boyfriend gave her a contact lens.
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Someone who enjoys to sken the len
He knew he'd always have friends 'cos he was a proper len skenner
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a phrase used when len kagamine gives you trouble
doctor: what happened to this girl?
Nurse: she fainted for a mega nosebleed
Doctor: thats the 5 one to day whats making them have huge nosebleeds
Nurse: its from len *thinks about len* *nosebleed*
Doctor: damn you len
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A Big Dick Lens (BDL) is any camera lens bought primarily by men in mid life crisis for the sake of male enhancement. A BDL is exorbitantly expensive, providing it's owner with a feeling of smug superiority. Examples include the Leica Noctilux-M 50mm f/0.95 ASPH., which retails for almost $12,000. Nobody needs a BDL for any useful purpose, it's purely for show.
Guy: I need a Big Dick Lens for my Leica M10
Other Guy: Get a Noctilux, that BDL will give you a monster cock!
"Dude I just don't get it"
'Bro it's like a fish eyed lens"
"Ooh I get it now!"
"Exactly!"