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A food enjoyed in the ghettos of the Dirty South while growing up. It is made by spreading mayonnaise on one slice of white bread and then covering that slice with another. Often accompanied by some sugar water to wash it down.
Sugar water and mayonnaise sandwich!!
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A hair softening and straightening product. Usually a "leave-in liquid", this product is designed with no petrolatum products and only natural oils to soften hair from the follicle to (often split) ends. Designed for African-Americans, it is also an excellent facial hair conditioner for anyone with rough beard or facial hair. The fragrance is mild and pleasant. It is not greasy, and although it will wash off of your hands quite easily, it's effects do not wash off during showering or normal washing. It was effective on a neglected beard with split ends and a high degree of product abuse which made the hairs dry and brittle.
I couldn't find facial hair conditioner so I tried Hair Mayonnaise. Best stuff ever, and I'm soft as ever.
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A Mayonnaise Hotdog is when a man is hitting it from the back, and right before the man cums they pull out and jizz in between the butt cheeks of the person. Then the man mashes the persons butt cheeks in between their wiener creating a Mayonnaise Hotdog.
Marshall: “Ya man, last night I gave her a Mayonnaise Hotdog.”
Hunter: “You put Mayonnaise on a hot dog? Gross dude.”
Marshall: “Nah bro a Mayonnaise Hotdog is when you cum in between a girls butt cheeks, stick your wiener in between, and squish your wiener between her cheeks.”
Hunter: “Oh...Noice.”
A homosexual that panics when someone of the same gender is interested in them. Mayonnaise Lesbians attempt to slide away, out of pure panic
Person 1: just tell her that you like her back
Mayonnaise Lesbian: aaaah nooo
Person 1: you're such a Mayonnaise Lesbian
Face covered in male ejaculatory secretion. A facial.
I heard John gave his girlfriend a mayonnaise mask for valentines day.
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To Suck Cock and sallow the Man Butter
Man that bitch can Gargle Mayonnaise like a vacuum
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Upon reaching orgasm, the man ejaculates as widespread as possible on to the bed sheet and then quickly wraps up his partner like they were the filling in a huge tortilla. Mayonnaise burrito!
-"Are you still dating Stephanie?"
-"No. I gave her a mayonnaise burrito a couple weeks ago and she stopped talking to me."
-"What the fuck is a mayonnaise burrito?"
-"Search it on Urban Dictionary."
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