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A level of intoxication above "White Girl Wasted" often recognized by flamboyant shoeless dancing and the appearance of a friendly sober babysitter.
Jaime: "Why are the bottoms of my feet so grubby and sticky?!"
Sandy: "Oh, you don't remember getting McKenna Wasted at Johnny's last night? I'm surprised because it really drew a crowd."
Also known as CMC.
"1. A second-tier liberal arts college."
--Well, I suppose if the 2nd tier starts at #10 nationwide according to US News & World Report, then I'm more than happy to be second-tier until the day I die! But honestly, who cares about rankings after high school? Once you hit college, it's all about who can get the most drunk before passing out.
"2. A college primarily attended by males who are sexual predators."
--And we still have the best-looking girls at the 5Cs. We're so good the chicks keep enrolling here, even if some of the guys have a rap sheet like Kobe's.
"3. A college with a campus resembling a motel."
--Which is exactly why North Quad is so damned fun! It's also because we try to keep our alcoholics in a more public place so that they don't drink alone all the time. I still do, but that's because of my unwavering dedication to self-improvement.
"4. A college obsessed with its inferiority to near-by rival institutions, a complex which often leads to meat-headed overcompensation by many students."
--You're confused. We arrived as meatheads, our dislike for the nearby rival institution being 100% independent thereof. You can have the #3 ranking because I don't give two shits, and when I'm drunk, in about two hours, I really won't give a shit.
"5. A college with an awesome and friendly exhibition chef."
--You're damn right.
CMC also has a pretty fierce rivalry with Pomona College, one of the schools adjacent to its campus, which might have become apparent by reading this entry.
CMCers are known to epitomize badassedness and exhibit extreme behavior, particularly in the realm of binge drinking. Fortunately, the term "binge drinking" was coined by paternalistic douchebags and is therefore a moot point. As far as I'm concerned, a bottle of whisky is perfectly normal for a Tuesday night.
Claremont McKenna is fuckin' sweet.
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Also known as Hecklin Mckflecklin ,Deccy boi is known for owning the fastest gun in the solar system ,being a soft bean boy and a seggsy commie who sings about weather men,and a gæ icon who str8 girls thirst over.
Gawd isn't Declan McKenna hot.
I want to cry all day and Declan Mckenna is my last resort.
Declan McKenna is mine str8 høes go away
my wife and i love her so much. shes a ghost junkie thats also my wife. she died by being pushed out of the window by iris for selling drugs to donovan and shes also my wife.
hey have u seen my wife
oh u mean sally mckenna
The name for someone who takes weed
Tom McKenna takes a lot of weed
When a girl gets fucked in the back of a jeep and right as the guy is about to climax she jams a basketball his anus and then runs into the woods screaming "I'm pregnant"
Bro, that girl from the bar pulled a dirty McKenna I won't be able to go out tonight.
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a mckenna refers to the fucking or pleasuring a couch, with a plastic bag and a bottle of lotion.
"after i drempt of bob barkers clenching asshole,i pulled a mckenna last night"
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