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A game played by filthy people wherein the passer bursts into the bathroom while the blocker is sitting on the toilet and proceeds to attempt to poop between the blocker's legs. The blocker attempts to squeeze his or her thighs together tight enough to stop the poop from reaching its destination.
We need to get a lock on the bathroom door. Josephus keeps trying to pass the meatloaf when I'm taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.
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refers to ordinary, boring, or unorigional food or food of poor quality.
Origionates from the episode of Spongebob Squarepants: The Algae's Always Greener
Mom: Kids time for dinner!
Kids: What is it?
Mom: Hamburger helper.
Kids: WTF Mom, holographic meatloaf again?
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A crew of three men are aboard a docked, Spanish conquistador boat. An inquisitive tourist (typically caucasian female with Gucci sunglasses or wearing Nike sports tights) boards the boat. As most horngry regular people are, she engages in sodomy with the micro-penised sailors. Hence, she is unsatisfied and dries a dead fish on the boat for precisely three hours. She places the fish and the three sailors genitals in her clitoris while still not achieving any sensual pleasure. The sailors are fed up with her insensitivity so they turkey slap her until she dies. Then all penetrate together in one orifice as an accumulation of copulatory meat as the Spanish Meatloaf.
"I think that Diana died of a Spanish Meatloaf."
A delicious mini meatloaf snuggly nestled in a cupcake tin, with creamy mashed potatoes piped on top for frosting. Your whole family will love it.
We're going to surprise that vegetarian Amy for her birthday by making some meatloaf cupcakes.
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fucking a chick who just lays there and makes you do all the work.
plugging a meatloaf, also known as doin a fushi
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when someone licks a black girls ass
guy 1: so what did tom do with that hooker last nite?
guy 2: he was eating the meatloaf
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Start by going fishing with a lady off the coast of Portugal, and when she isn't looking you sneak up behind her and fuck her in the ass with a deep sea fishing pole until she starts to bleed. Collect the blood and shit mixture and keep it in a mason jar for safe keeping. Once she is unconscious from blood loss, beat her body with the catch of the day and then cover her in the blood and shit mixture from earlier like the ketchup on top of a meatloaf. Leave her out in the hot Portuguese sun to allow the mixture to bake on to her skin. Sail back to port and round up 2 native sweaty, poor, and stupid Portuguese sailers. Lure them on board with the promise of fresh fish and meatloaf. Once on board proceed to have sex with the unconscious woman in all of her orifices. Finally lock the Portuguese sailers in the cabin with the body, call the police, and leave.
I gotta find a boat, I feel like making Portugese Meatloaf tonight.
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