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A thing that will fuck anything with a dick
"Alexis mercer (a 14 year old) fucked Felix (22 year old) in the woods while she was on her period with protection .
A young, sometimes small, girl who has bright blue/grey/gray eyes and short black hair. She is a person who is very popular and well known in her school. Jess Mercer is always up for an adventure and prepared for anything. If you ever find yourself a Jess Mercer then make sure you are extremely kind to her to gain the exact same respect as you would want!
Person 1: Wow! Who is that? She is super cute!
Person 2: That's Jess Mercer! How can you not know?! She is really brave and is very well known!
This chick will suck you up and down. She doesn’t believe in spitting she doesn’t like messes so she will Always swallow. Also she is a constant talk too no ends. Gets piped down on a regular. Ashlee’s need to be Heavily medicated. Loves mater Dei wrestling and constantly swings on there nuts. Is a lush drunk too.
Hey Do are you a coach ? My name is Ashlee Mercer feed me your meat.
The home of Shredstain who can be seen shredding at all times of the day (and night).
Mercer university is the 9th top party school because of shredstain
A below standard cricketer, who struggles in life and normally is ginger
Wow, who's that not playing this week, that'll be a mercer
Another word for being a beta male, a complete bitch. He will do anything you want him to, and definitely won't get any pussy.
Alpha: 'Mercer, get me a coffee!'
Beta: 'Ok'
Alpha: 'Good bitch'
Well... this is probably a rather odd guy who you can’t exactly figure out. He’s really smart, like really smart. If you have a problem, he’ll not only be able to solve it, but be super nice about it. Also most likely a bookish nerd at the same time.
At the same time as being a little too intelligent to be normal people’s friends, he has a sorta popular side, accented by the fact that this person is either gay or acts like it. Music is also probably his forte.
Popular person: Yeah I can’t tell if Mercer is homosexual or not.
Other person: If so it’s a little hard to tell... he’s a little serious for that stereotype