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Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin
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Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....
2.
Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard
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They sent 16 MVACS up on the thank you earthquake rocket firework
Merlin Vac Engine- The thank you rocket just put more MVACS up in orbit
When a man is nearing ejaculation, his partner must say "Abracadabra" (or "Accio" for the Harry Potter fans) and tap the head of the man's penis with their index finger, or wand if available. Upon tapping, the man will ejaculate onto his partner's face creating Merlin's Mist.
Hermione cast a Merlin's Mist and Ron slept for the next 12 hours straight.
Merlin was a huge pedo that liked underaged kittens. He had a cumbeast pet named friðrik and rocked his world.
glonk Galdrakarlinn Merlin
Merlin's privilege is the ability and right of Merlin of Ealdor to talk and mock freely the once and future king without being punished and everything he says matters
Merlin uses his Merlin's Privilege to get Arthur to do whatever the hell he wants.
a moment where a person makes or does something retarded
oh mer mer you just had a merlin moment
This Literally Looks like a Cat😂💯
This name Person are mostly Very Sensitive and Soft in Nature.......
She Know What to do In Public places
She speak gently and polite
Laziness is born from her blood so dont blame her........
Merlin Feliciya is a Lazy Girl