a big fat person who is ugly and has a neck like a pack of sausages
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to speak offensively or maliciously behind someone's back
That girl was talkin' mess like crazy on MySpace yesterday.
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Hanging mess is a way to describe someone who looks very ugly. This term is usually used in South Wales, Merthyr Tydfil. It can also be used to describe what you look like with a hangover.
Pretty Girl: (looks at an ugly girl and says) That girl is a hanging mess.
After a hangover...
Boy: How are you?
Boy2: I'm a hanging mess
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A sketchaphonic state of euphoria resulting from insane amounts of partying which usually sets in after an individual has been awake for over a day, but only after said individual realizes and accepts the unfathomable state of chaos which he/she now calls life.
Q: Hey dude, you alright?
A: Ya man, no worries. Iโm a glorious mess.
A fictional college that you say are enrolled in when you get really drunk. Usually said the day after a big night of drinking. The drunker you were the previous night the higher you go on the totem pole.
Bro 1: I was hammered last night, I made honor roll at Mess U.
Bro 2: Pfft...that's nothing I made dean's list and going for my Ph.D next week.
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1. Dessert of English origin consisting of a mixture of strawberries, pieces of meringue and cream.
2. The Conservative Party.
Who's in charge of Britain then? Not sure, but it's certainly an Eton mess.
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a phrase meaning that someone just crapped themselves.
Shauna's mom had to throw out their couch because Shauna got her nasty Butt Mess all over it.
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