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a fiddling, curious little boy.
Short is a stumpy kiddy muffler
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When a girl is having VIOLENT diarrhea and you shove your penis in her ass to plug it and the diarrhea squirts everywhere.
My girlfriend ate some bad sandwich meat and it gave her the Spanish Muffler
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TO be a minge muffler you will have to stick your fingers into your vagina, make sure there nice and juicy and then surprise a friend of your by sticking them in his or her face...
I going to minge muffle such and such a person.
Oh my god ive been minge muffled.
I would love to smell her minge muffled fingers.
Oh how nice im a minge muffler.
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Contrary to popular belief, muffler bearings do exist, just ask your local dodge stealth or mitsubisi gt3000 owner. Although a popular prank to pull on the not so automotive savy muffler bearings are located inside the muffler, in order to operate a flap which opens and closes depending on the exhaust flow directing flow back into the turbo. Due to inconvienience (carbon/other buildup often jammed the bearings causing noise and poor performance) the bearings are only found on older models.
Hey go into the garage and grab the blinker fluid and spare muffler bearings!
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1. A rough muffler can be referred to as eating someones asshole out.
2.It is also when a man is getting a rim job and decides to flatulate on the woman's tongue therefore she inherits his wind in her mouth.
1.It felt so good when that bitch gave me a rough muffler
2.Sandy was giving me a rim job the other day, so i gave her a mean rough muffler!
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A real howl for prank-calling kids of our 70's past: get a naive auto parts clerk on the phone (dumb teen, etc.) and ask for "muffler bearings". A bigger howl when they realize the gag, and get back on the phone and cuss you out.
Obviously dated, due to caller ID.
Related to asking for "Johnson Rods"
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While having anal sex with a woman, asking her to tighten her sphincter muscles as you come.
Damn my dick is sore, I shouldn't have had that chick put the muffler clamp on last night.
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