An awesome show with a kickass themesong until cartoon network came and reanimated it, changed the themesong so it was some stupid techno rave thing that didn't even mention splinter (by far the coolest martial arts sensei who like renaissance artwork who is also a rat), and basically ripped the show's balls off.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: We're by far the coolest turtles skilled in different weapons who are named after renaissance writers and have a kickass theme song.
Cartoon Network: Well we just bought your rights and now you're all lame now!
TMNT: Noooooooo! We are a buncha mo-fos now!
Me: Fuckin' A!
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a very cool show that was on Saturday morning TV during the late 80s and early 90s. It was inspired by a cult comic book and spawned 3 motion pictures and several video games. The 4 turtles became mutated by a radioactive ooze. This factor gives the seies an environmental message leaning that needs attention today.
1. In the computer room in the campus library where I went to college the 4 tie-in printers are named Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael.
2. When the local TV stations in 1992 started programming 4 hours of nonstop bullshit news programs on Saturday mornings for the yuppies, my son Roger cried because he couldn't watch "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" anymore. I wrote to Channel 6 telling them how furious I was.
3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power.
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team. (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
They're heoes in a half shell and they're green. (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
When the evil Shredder attacks (whooosh!) them turtle boys don't cut him no slack.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Splinter taught them to be ninja teens. (He's a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (that's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but prude (gimme a break!)
Michelangelo is a party too (party!)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power.
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A person (specifically Black, but can be Hispanic, or Asian) that knows martial arts of some kind and is between the ages of 13-19. He also has to be someone who usually is: clever, quick,(not literately a "Mutant")has done some "off-tha-wall" shit, somewhat secretive, chills in dark urban areas,(such as a back alley or in the depths of the ghetto) and basically, a bad ass, yet a cool enough person to hang with.
That dude just drop-kicked that cop in tha faze while taking the gun from hiz holster, turned and elbowed one cop that ran up, THEN ducked-n-rolled under tha last cop's leg, shot him and FRONT FLIPPED over tha squad car and dashed 2 his hideout with tha money!
---That's ninja nigga shit!---
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Preludes to the Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles.
"Pizza? Isn't your potbelly big enough already?"
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A single or a team of special young homeless men lead by a homeless man of a different race that wears a robe and talks in a philosophical way and you are all out screwed if you do not give them your spare change because you will be cut to bits and eaten. Their main prey is annoying "sassy" gay men named Ricarrdo due to their complete defenlessness.
Odd Guy 1: Oh sh*t is that a Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo? HERE TAKE THE CHANGE!!!!!!!!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo: Thank you......BOOZE TIME BITCHES!
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1) Carlo
2) A really hyper active Asian who jumps off walls, eats rice, goes crazy, practices ninjitsu, listens to rap music, or is the Shiznit.
That Teenage Mutatant Ninja Nigga ate my rice bowl!!
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Best show in da frickin' world... About 4 turtles with deadly martial art weapons. Like Nunchuku, Bo staff, Sai and Katana. Pretty cool shite there man!
They, Liked pizza man. They also fought the almighty shredder!
TMNT! This best show in this frickin' world... Owns all those homo face shows now a days
So.. What da shell?
teenage mutant ninja turtles best show ever.. They could own Dragon ball Z and all those power rangers and that homo face ben 10 crap! Thats the facts jack..
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