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Contrary to popular belief that shes a bitchy fairy she is actually one of thee Nicest People u may meet if not thee nicest! She has a habit of liking to mention that shes a rapist every other 5 words or so but thats ok cuz she bee a coo kat! She likes to pinch pigeons nipples for sum damn reason and has a heart made of gold!... literally that shits crazy yo!
in a way she sumtimes has a habit of saying in a way alot but its very funny because in a way it makes u laugh that in a way she doesnt notice. in conclusion if u yawn u can stop urself by grabbing ur tongue and any nice/great/honest person should be referred to as Navis!
Person 1; Dude! that random person saved that cat from that burning orphanage.
Person 2; Damn! theyre so Navi!
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The best commerical I have ever seen on TV.
Sitting on a nice little boat somewhere in the ocean and bombing the fucking hell out of innocent people? That is so totally awesome.
Accelerate my life? Sure why the hell not! I always thought my life was long enough, hey why not accelerate it a little and get it over with sooner so I can spend more time dead!
US NAVY dude:
"Yo so I just came back from Iraq...I showed those fudging Iraqi school children. Haha ever see a kid cry because you killed his parents for oil? That's fun...hahaa. Let's watch some MTV and have some KFC."
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A band of little bitches that hide on there boats far away from danger and need the marines to protect them from eveything from sadam to fish o yea and they really are gay some piece of shit sailor tried to rape me yesterday
o man they sent the navy were all dead.
Not the navy lets call the marines.
even the armys better than the navy.
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Navy are the Marines lil brother. Marines are the men's department of the Navy.
Sailors (Navy) and Marines fight each other but stop in order to monkey stomp Soldiers and Airmen into the deck. Coast Guard is homeland security but is more or less DoT not DoD.
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An over-rated service. Some how it is still needed though in order for us to win wars.
Eric: I hate Floating jokes aka Navy.
Bruce: Why are they called floating jokes?
Eric: When's the last time we used the Navy in a war? World War II
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The military branch that tranports the marines and is equially
as used for us to win as any other and if you don't believe me look up the USS pennsylvania it's one badass submarine and try and say they ain't as if not more impotant as the others
Just try and piss a Navy sailor off
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sweet talker. Sensitive to rude obnoxious people. A freak in the sheets but loves to cuddle after sex anytime. Funny at anything it does. Smart ass at anything and it's a bitch when it wants to be.
Man I need a navy in my life.
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