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a synonym for masturbation
Kease: I heard your girl left for vacation?
Mikey: Yup, so im going to have to buy one get one free until she comes back
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when you finger a girl with the indew and middle finger.
dude i tell you what use the one two one two combination...you can't lose
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This means that no one is better at finding a wrongdoer than another wrongdoer. So if you do something wrong, then you would know if someone else followed your mistake, or you would know someone with the same quality as yourself, did the same mistake if that makes any sense lmao. The example will help better your understanding.
Zack: You are a two faced bitch!
Clay: It takes one to know one.
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A playful twist on a well-worn childhood phrase which in this particular case refers to being gay.
Well my friend, all I can say to you at this point is that it takes one to blow one!
The worst and most pathetic comeback in the world.
"You're a whore."
"Takes one to know one!"
"That doesn't change the fact that you spread your legs for money."
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When u land a trick on your skateboard u yell this excitedly.
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He's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate, but only metaphorically, you see, he has both arms and eyes,the thing is,this guy, who really loves this girl, so much that he'd be willing to lose an arm, an eye, or even something worse, if thats what it took to prove his love, but it doesn't matter, because The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate never had a choice in the matter he sails alone, trying to forget his problems with an eye patch, and a bottle Dark Eyes.
Oh look, it's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate... He looks lonesome out there.
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