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Oxford ct, known for its rolling hills, beautiful valleys, stunning landscape and aging farms. Oxford is a small rural town nestled comfortably between the Housatonic River and the town of Nagatuck, CT. Though hilly and over 600' above sea level, Oxford is considered part of the Naugatuck Valley area and part of New Haven County. Oxford was a quaint, sleepy little town until Greedy Developers took it over.It is not uncommon these days to drive up a picturesque winding country road looking at the open pastures of a dairy farm, watching the local people tending to their Maple Syrup making and then suddenly find your self looking at a HUGE, totally out of place Mac mansion that has no place in a small quiet urban location where the houses around it are from the 1930's or earlier and are 2 - 3 bedroom homes. Also, theres been an up sweep of "gated" communities popping up as well, why the gates? afraid the locals your upsetting by building your "My Penis is too small so I built a large one shaped like a house" Homes might turn around in your $10,000.00 driveway? City folks claiming to "move out to the country to get away from it all" come here and make it as busy, noisy, crowded and unattractive as the cities they left!
Oxford, ct is a nice little town until you notice how many big houses there are up in the woods... who does that? what moron rich person builds a giant, 6 bedroom house on 2.5 acres in the middle of the woods?
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A high school where stuck up, rich, preppy, white, inclusive shit bags go to waste an education from some great teachers. Home to popped collars, tribals tattoos, and weed.
Hey, I went to a Kingswood-Oxford party last night. The guys all had their collars popped, the keg sucked, and all the girls where sort of sluts.
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When you have to sit there and listen to two idiots (or young kids) having a debate over the stupidest fucking thing.
I am not going to the bar with those two idiots any more. I felt like a moderator at Retarded Oxford.
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1. the street where people go to be seen and feel like they're splurging lotsa GBP's when the fact is that they're there because that's about the only place everyone in Europe will surely know of once in London ie a meeting point/ reference point
2. the street where LONDON's huge student population throngs when there's a sale
3. the street where Topshop is
usage1:
Huseyn’s meeting his friend from Australia,.
Azrieal: omfg. I’m lost.
Huseyn: where r u now?
Azrieal: there’s lotsa people around here. They look like they’re buying everything from all the stores. They got em bags from primark yeah
Huseyn: see you there (implicitly understood as Ox Street)
usage 2:
Mc: hey how was ur boxing day?
Uzz: the selfridges yeah on Oxford street yeah, it was f-ing full...
mc: well its boxing day
Uzz: but i was not ready to battle with them Arabian wives of some Dubai oil-syekh yeah....
mc: ur rite. during sale, Oxford Street is for students
usage 3:
American fashionista: oh my god!like totally cool like topshop's in soHo...
British design student: well, i'm sick of it. now i'm doing Muji and Uniqlo
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A town near Binghamton, NY where all the scumbags live. Everyone is on a different drug and no one brushes their teeth. The only choices of food are Hoppies and pizza. If you go to the Dollar General, you'll most likely meet a few crackheads.
"Hey Nicole, you're goin' to Oxford, NY? Make sure you don't step on a crack pipe!"
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AAEEEIIIIIIEEEAAAAARRGGHHKKKHHH!!!!!! I just caught my Oxford bags on the folding deckchair!!!
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The beta-test for The University of Cambridge.
I wonder why the University of Oxford has had no Nobel Prize winner in the past quarter century.
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