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The act of creaming inside of one's vagina then shoving a hot branding iron up her coochie until resembling a steamed oyster. It is usually followed by eating her out.
Gosh Brad's such an asshole, he gave me a steamed oyster last night, now I can't pee.
When your sick significant other drinks out of your drink, not once, but twice, leaving a slippery salty present inside your drink
I can’t believe she double oystered me to make sick too just so I can stay home with her.
Drain the oyster
She drank too much and went to the alley to drain the oyster.
The insertion of one’s finger into a nostril to remove a freshly grown oyster from the nasal cavity.
The freshly harvested Oysters are then gently rolled to create nose opals.
Nose opals are then flicked or eaten as a delicacy.
“Get your finger out and stop oyster farming”, “I just went oyster farming” “stop oyster faming”
The male version of a cock tease.
He's such an oyster baiter; you know he packs his budgie smugglers with cotton wool.
The chunky sludge with a pungent bouquet, puked out from deep within the nut sack. The type of semen that needs to be scooped versus smeared off with someone's dirty shitrag. If it has the opportunity to slide downhill, like being burped out a blown open asshole or gaping puss, it leaves behind snail marks while maintaining its form. In a wanting mouth, the yoke can be chewed with your pink licking stick.
Don't cum in my ass. I want to taste my shitpipe while shucking down your ball oysters. Or, squirt one out in me so I can plop out these ball oysters on your chest.
when a homeless person inserts an oyster inside of their anus to be eaten during a soup kitchen
Bob's oyster soup was truly delectable during our last soup kitchen!