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panda

Vicious eye ripping out freak that masquerades as a fun loving black and white bundle of love

Aaaah the flippin' panda just ripped out ma good glass eye

by Antwan April 22, 2005

46πŸ‘ 71πŸ‘Ž


Panda

A black and white. A slang term for a police car or police officer.

Hide your stash, a panda is making the block

by kbez April 19, 2016

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Panda

Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, Shoots and Leaves.

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, draws a gun, fires two shots in the air, and leaves.

by Lynne Truss February 3, 2011

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Pandas

Cute and fluffy and kind beautiful fun athletic energetic confident and (black and white )

Pandas are awesome

by Jim Gonzalez November 28, 2016


panda

someone who, like an actual panda, is stupid and useless and totally incapable of surviving on its own, but they're kept around/alive because they're cute and helpless and innocent, and you can't help but feel sorry for them.

being a panda can also count as a life strategy. see panda strategy

he has no job and no goals in life but we keep him around anyway because he says "uwu". he's not our friend, he's a panda.

by out getting milk August 27, 2023


Panda

A child who grew up influence by the Coronavirus pandemic, I.e. not going to school, afraid of leaving the house

These new students are Pandas an don’t socialize well.

by Scooter8 May 6, 2020


Panda

A huge soft animal that is black and white

Oh look there's a panda! 🐼

by Blackfire493 February 12, 2019