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Popping a Parrot

The act of placing one's limp penis on the shoulder of an unsuspecting friend and saying "Polly wants a Cracker. another term for Mississippi Caterpillar. This can also be considered a clean way to do a Mississippi Mowhawk if the penis is placed up the unsucpecting person's head in the shape of a mohawk. I understand that Jimmy Buffet fans call this a Parrot Head gone wrong.

It was all fun and games until someone posted a video of Ryan Popping a Parrot on all the football players in the locker room before the game.

by hiemlich schlonge February 18, 2010

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Whoosh Parrot

Derived from the 'Whoosh' reply to a joke which goes over non-intellectual heads. Originally signified by waving the flat hand just above the head.
The 'Woosh Parrot' was developed as a medium to convey the same message in a visual form for internet fora such as 'Pistonheads'

I've just seen an Ambulance with the word spelt 'Ambiwlans',,, Has dumbing down gone too far?

Whoosh! (With the picture of Whoosh Parrot following)

It's Welsh, you 'tard!

by Robert Stroud September 23, 2011

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sneaky parrot

placing one's member on an unsuspecting bare shoulder

i wanted to get her attention so i pulled out the sneaky parrot -- i launched it across the room and it gently landed on her shoulder

by jellym April 13, 2011

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Yellow Parrot

A piece of yellow feces. Usually, used in the context putting a "yellow parrot"

Just like he put the shit, this is a nice way of saying he put the shit by saying he put a yellow parrot.

by Ambrosius Ring February 2, 2008

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pooter parrot

The act of pooting on anothers shoulder leaving an odor that perches on their shoulder as if it were a parrot. Usually done to an unsuspecting co-worker while he is sitting in his desk chair.

::Marco creeps up to James' shoulder while he is sitting in his chair::
Marco: POOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
James: aww dude!!! that pooter parrot is gonna be NOO GOOD!
Marco: haha yeah, enjoy it you piratey bitch!
::Marco runs back to his chair giggling::
Pooter Parrot: squak!!

by MakoSama July 28, 2006

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Dead Parrot

A parrot that doesn't pass as a return in pet shops.

If it weren't tied to it's perch it'd be pushing up the dasies!

by Spiffy Hamster March 29, 2004

48๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


myspace parrot

An unoriginal myspacer that repeats/copies names, quotes, etc. from another's page. This is usually an attempt done to try to annoy the other person, but rarely works.

Is a source of amusement to the party that is being copied, due to the fact that they know the Myspace Parrot is hanging on their every word. The Myspace Parrot views their page compulsively and obsesses about them and what they are saying, desperately trying to get involved in the other person's world.

The Myspace Parrot usually develops due to jealousy or previous rejection from the other person. This is typical of Ex girlfriends or boyfriends, baby's mamas, or middleschool/highschool students with a lack of substance in their own reality. This is the last ditch effort, because the person they are "parroting" have lost all interest in them.

Also see: Myspace Stalker, Myspace Loser and couragedotcom

Mer: Everytime I write a new myspace quote my boyfriend's baby's mama changes her name to reflect what I wrote.

Meg: What a myspace parrot! I guess it's not very busy at Fantastic Freds today.

Mer: I know, she is obsessed with me and him. I think she is still pissed that he dumped her ass.

by Meredith (Miss M) December 4, 2006

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