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Patrick is an ogre and should give their siblings McDonald's
Patrick gimme chicken nuggets
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He is the best guy you will ever meet. When you meet him, you will quickly fall in love. He makes a great boyfriend, but he often want to please everyone, so he will do stupid thing to try and impress you if he likes you. He often gets in trouble, and cant really take anything seriously, but he will be so loyal and will love you. He's also really competitive. He normally plays sports and is really fit. He's also really cute and his smile will make your heart melt. He will try to make a girl he likes jealous by flirting with her friends, which is one o his weaknesses. It also drives him crazy wen a girl plays hard to get. He does not like his girls clingy, but he is clingy. If he likes a girl, he will want to hug, kiss, and hold hands with her. In conclusion, if you find a Patrick, no matter how annoying he can be, keep him.
"Patrick is sooo annoying, but he drives me crazy with that cute ass smile"
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A man who commonly finds dragons in his discharge.
Patrick was masturbating on the toilet.
When he was done he found a red dragon.
A pussy ass white kid who thinks he is hood even tho he from the burbs.
"Ayo patrick say he finna beat yo ass" "nigga what? that pussy ho dont want the work hahahahaha."
Patrick is a very, very loyal dude, he’s one to tell your problems to or eat a Hamburger with
Damn Patrick is such a nice guy
Someone you can count on always making you smile. One that will love you unconditionally no matter the situation. He will pick you up when you are feeling down. Easy to talk to. Sweetest person that you will grow more in love with more and more everyday. Amazing in every single way and form. Someone that you can count on making you laugh and smile any minute of the given day. Super good looking! Is a Sexy beast! Is very romantic, but also can come out freaky, in a good way. Completely and absolutely amazing.Period.
girl comes home from a tough day from work and school...
logs into her account to see that Patrick had written a long letter saying how much he loves her...and then she falls asleep with the biggest smile on her face.
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