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an aesthetically based sexual maneuver in which the performer squats , wraps his arms around his legs and uses them to propel his body in a circular motion therefore creating a swinging of the penis and nutsack in a 360 degree swing. can be shortened to c.m.p.s for quicker use.
you: "man that chick last night was so hot how did you manage to fuck her?"
Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice
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when you see your friend walk up to you and next to him is a skinny, lanky, loser this is the statement you make to your boy.
“Your boy looks like a pendulum”
“Lmao yeah bro mans the lankiest guy in the state of Ohio”
When a man wears a strap-on like a tail and has sex with two girls doggy style at the same time.
Me, loka, and linn did a pendulum threesome last night. Then they tried to use the strap-on agaisnt me.
The act of putting a strap on on your back and proceeding to fuck two people, one in front and one behind. Humping between the two swinging like a clocks pendulum.
Hey Mary wanna ask your sister to do some penduluming
When you're banging a tranny and your nuts slap together.
"Oh no! I just got hit by the devils pendulum!"
When your banging a tranny and your nuts slap together.
Oh no! I just got hit with the devils pendulum!
When a man is erect wearing a strap-on dildo on his backside, he swings back and forth having sex with two women in a pendulum motion.
*Hey how was last night?
*Crazy, these two girls and I did a sticky pendulum.