Pete Wentz

pete wentz is an emo legend. his eyeliner could literally kill a man. he was born on June 5, 1979, the emo chistmas.

"dude why did you buy all that eyeliner?"
"I must please the emo god, Pete Wentz."

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Steamy Pete

To pop the hood of a parked car and defecate on the engine block. The next time the owner starts their car, they will be greeted with the sweet smell of hot feces.

I heard Lindsay had to take her car in to the shop again because Charles stank it up with a Steamy Pete.

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Thanks Pete

A Fall Out Boy reference created when Patrick Stump was too short (and is STILL to short) to reach his microphone. Pete Wentz attempted to lift Patrick up, resulting in the forever reference "Thanks Pete!"

Friend: *opens door*

Me: thanks pete

Friend: what the fuck

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Pete the Dog

Spreading your shitty butt cheeks apart and stamping them around someone's eye.

After dropping an epic taco and tequila splattered deuce in the bathroom, I decided to forego the wipe and gave a "Pete the Dog" to my passed out girlfriend.

pete evans

A crispy white dog shit

I was at the park with my son the other day when he ran up to me holding a Pete Evans yelling icecream icecream !

Pedo pete

An affectionate name Hunter Biden gave Joe Biden in his phone

I just got a call from Pedo Pete

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Pedo Pete

Let's go Brandon!

I heard Pedo Pete showers with his daughter, allegedly.

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