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Large flabby biceps that jiggle while spanking the monkey, usually seen on communist Twitter trolls.
Nobody is intimidated by your flabby spank pistons.
a fictional auto part used as a prank
"dont forget to install the piston return spring."
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The future name of the detroit pistons when they are bankrupted due to being horibble at basketball, and then sold to a business man who will move the team to Sri Lanka.
Announcer: Now entering the game for your Sri Lanka Pistons, Ben... and he just got shot.
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The sound created when a man thrusts his penis into a tight, well lubricated vagina. Also known as vulva volume.
Man, pumping that dirty bird I picked up last night, her pussy was so wet the pussy piston action was phenomonal. I swear she was running some Penzoil grade shit.
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The act in which the male participant urinates directly into his female counterparts mouth, which she is not allowed to swallow. He then proceeds to face-fuck her in her urine filled mouth, with the ferocity of an automobile piston. This ideally occurs while the man is wearing a Chauncey Billups jersey.
Optional: When urinating in her mouth, go for the "3 point shot" by taking a few steps backwards for extra distance and accuracy (just like Chauncey).
Sarah: How was the game, babe?
Derek: Great! Chauncey Billups scored 35 points!
Sarah: Oh, that's awesome, hunny!
Derek: But no points were as big as this one. Open your fucking mouth you dirt-whore!
Sarah: Oh my! Why?
Derek: Because you are asking for a piston pump, you half-retarded hooker!
Sarah: Well, ok... (opens mouth and gets on knees)
Derek: How d'ya like theeat! (urinates in mouth) Hold it! Hooold it! Don't swallow! (proceeds to "Piston Pump" her mouth) Congratulations, you are now a "Detroit Piston (pissed in)"!
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Application of aerosol deodorant with a blast under each armpit followed by a slash across the chest.
Come on, dude, we're going to be late to meet the chicas. Finish getting dressed and let's go!
Okay, just a quick double piston chesty and I'm ready.
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Noun. Term for penis. Usually used to imply an imposing girth.
You let Todd put that lubed up meat piston in you? Shit!
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