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Moron, it is spelled "Pittsburgh". You forgot the "h" and no one I have known in the 29 years of my life in PGH. is into this. Howard Stern made it up for some gay ass reason.
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When there is semen, shit, vomit, and mustard on your cock and you stick it in a hoe's mowf
That hoe was down for anything so I offered her my best party platter.
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To pinch a fat load and/or diarrhea atop the toilet lid.
I had diarrhea and didn't have time to lift the lid, so I left a big soupy captain's platter.
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when a male finishes on a girls tongue as she kneels down. the tongue is supposed to be really wide like a platter so that when she shows you your load on her tongue, its like she's showing you on a platter
I really want janice to blow me, i heard she has a platter tongue and i really wanna finish in her mouth not on her chest this time.
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When you go to a restaurant with a group of friends or family, where in each is on a meal budget and all order somthing diffrent so as to share.
The Platter Bum is the individual who went ahead and ordered an expencive dish (thus distinguishing thereself by putting on airs as the rich guy) but does not share. Others in the party will notice and feel slightly annoyed.
Then when everyone is served, the Platter bum then askes others around them if they could try a sample of what others are eating in order to "see if they like it."
Others will feel compelled to be polite and offer the morsel to the Platter Bum while they secretly resent the fact that they have only a small meal to satisfy themself with while the Platter Bum has a frigg'n buffet, half untouched in front of them.
NOTE: The Platter Bum usualy never finishes their meal and leaves most of their food to be wasted. This also will piss off company who may still be hungry or may have been the one treating the group to the meal.
One family member to anther at a dinner at a restaurant paid for by their father:
Relative 1 : "Jeez! Would ya look at that pig!"
Relative 2 : "Huh? Who ya talkin about?"
Relative 1 : "That uppity cousine from the country. He found out dad was paying and he ordered the most expensive steak on the menu."
Relative 2 : "That little turd! All I had was a grilled chicken salid."
Relative 1 : "Yeah, and he's been begging food bites from everyone around him and hasn't touched his own plate. What's he doing? Saving it for later?"
Relative 2 : "I agree. He's being a real Platter Bum tonight. Dad aught to tell him off and not pay for his meal."
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When you perform a variety of sexual acts during one sexual encounter.
I had a pupu Platter in my vagina last night: oral, fingers, vibrator, and cock.
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to eat out a girl while she is held up my another guy
Zeke and Colin silver plattered that bitch last night
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