noun.
A website dedicated to some the strangest, stupidest, weirdest, most wrong, hilarious, and evil websites known to man.
Also: POE, PoE, the portal
"Gee, Billy, that sure is one hell of a goth midget beastiality site -- you really oughta submit it to the portalofevil."
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The area in which a man uses his jousting pole to destroy his female opponent.
I fought her love portal until the morning.
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Noun. Shame portal is a word that was used in early anatomy books created by the clergy to describe the vagina. Today it is used more as a derogatory term for a woman's private parts.
Both Jules and Stef have gigantic shame portals that make noise when they walk.
When you are super fucked up and people can’t get your attention. This usually happens when one trips on acid and gets stuck in a image or in a visual.
Matty: bro you didn’t really think I was going to get stuck did you
G: bro you were stuck in the portal
what everyone calls you in skylanders a portal master usually has alot of freaking skylanders and most portal masters cant figure out witch portal or object goes with witch game they also cant find any freaking creation crystals
master eon: greatings younge portal master
a dumbass website that checks your grades and classes that my school uses
teacher: check your grades please
me: SHUT UP YOU BITCH I SONT WANT TO USE sapphire portal
A nickname for the inner and outer labia, the fleshy folds that protect a woman's clitoris and vagina - the doors to her pussy.
Pete buried his meat in her sopping wet Pork Portal...