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When a hard shit is sticking halfway out your asshole, when it is beyond a turtle head but not quite a dropped duece.
Yo, I gotta shit so bad Im prune handling.
Get out of the bathroom before I bust a prune handle.
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When a male walks around wearing nothing but tighty whities and he intentionally gives himself a front wedgie aka camel toe by equally splitting his ballsack in half with each testicle popping and hanging out of the left and right leg holes of the underwear. Said act is performed for self-admiration by looking at it in a mirror, an act of disrespect or defiance or as a practical joke in an individual or group setting.
Example 1: Right after his shower, Carl loves putting on his tighty whities and tugging them up to his chest giving himself a Prune Danish and admiring his testicular symmetry.
Example 2: Stan was sick of his family giving him a hard time about his lifestyle choices. He waited until the family had gathered for breakfast when he waltzed into the kitchen sporting a Prune Danish leaving them speechless.
Example 3: Roger's roommate, Dan, brought his new girlfriend over to their apartment for the first time. Dan wanted everything to be perfect to impress her. Roger obliged and shortly after they arrived the wine was corked, Roger brought in a cheese platter while sporting a Prune Danish.
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A poon prune is when someones hand looks pruney like it's been soaked in water for too long after he or she has fingered someone repetitively. Hence, the word poon as in poon tang instead of vagina or pussy, since it rhymes with prune.
His girlfriend was definitely happy by the look of that poon prune right hand.
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to make a very old man get off sexually. ie. orgasm or ejaculate
sam: I heard that alison went to Pop a Prune last night.
jason: no way! thats so gross. I bet he was all saggy.
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Your mom bent over in her skirt and all I could see was her prune shoot because she wasn't wearing any underwear.
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An old lady trying to look younger by applying alot of makeup to her ageing skin, looks like someone has put face powder on a prune.
When ninety year old Betty dolled herself up for the over sixtys club, she used so much foundation on her face she looked like a pouderd prune.