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A sexual act which involves fucking a girl in every hole possible. This includes vagina, anus, urethra, nose, ear, skin pores, etc.
Joanne: What's wrong Sherry
Sherry: I got a wingless pterodactyl by Mike
Joanne: I cant ell your bleeding from your face
Sherry: I know
Joanne: Yep
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Inhaling a joint roach through the anus, also known as a butthole screaming eagle
Did you see Gary badass pterodactyl that crusty joint roach through his anus?
When a man comes in a woman's butt and then she jumps over the bed flapping her arms and squirts it back out like a bird pooping.
She asserted her dominance by performing a Queen pterodactyl after sex.
Performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, at the same time, flapping your arms like an Angry Pterodactyl taking off from a rocky ledge.
Angry Pterodactyl; a nursery rhyme.
Hickory dickory dock
Fast Pat has two handfuls of cock
The clock struck two
Cody and Riggs shot their goo
Then dropped Pat at the end of the block
An autoimmune disorder triggered by a mutation of the CYG-G7 genome resulting in a giant inflamed pussy the size of yo mama.
Symptoms: itchin n burning, phat-gargling pussy, smells like teen spirit and cigarettes.
Treatment: there is no known cure for the devastating disease of pterodactyl pussy. Sufferers have been known to find relief by feeding their pussy peach flavored yogurt and crushed ice cubes.
Oh no, I hope my pterodactyl pussy doesn't start gargling in class again!
Anything holding back the progress of a free and loving human race
We can't have nice things like intergalactic space travel because there have been to many pterodactyl turds holding the human race back throughout history such as most religions and everyone who tries to rule over others
a girl eats poop, while it's in her mouth she gives you a blow job, then you stick in in her butt. pretty simple...and gross
"Dag Yo! That bitch has Reverse Pterodactyl breath!"
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