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The cause and supposed solution to most of America's problems (but only makes them worse). Blocks change and procession of society. Would allow the killing of their own fellow citizens. Thinks two people of the same sex getting married is wrong. One who thinks a white male Christian (or even George W. Bush) is the messiah. Dumbasses in general.
Republicans need to see the light.
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Rich White man or his wife/kids.
That republican just ran over my foot with his SUV...
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Evil and heartless people, more concerned with personal gain than with actually helping anyone. Likes taxcuts, because it means more personal gain.
Republicans? Evil! Rude and evil!
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A person of American origin who obstensibly votes for a certain political party called Republicans. There are in fact three distinctive types of Republicans:
1) those who call themselves fiscal conservatives and focus primarily on promoting free enterprise, lowering of federal and state taxes, and cutting government regulations to allow the market more leeway; 2) those who call themselves social conservatives, who focus on promoting religious orthodoxy in both a social and political environs, the curtailing of 'permissive' acts of sexuality, and generally promoting the vague standard of 'family values'; and 3) serious evil f-cks who take both aspects of 1) and 2) to extreme levels, who have no tolerance for others of dissenting opinions, who declare everyone and their parents 'traitors' at the slightest provocation, and are more than enjoying themselves with the thought of dragging the entire planet into Hell.
On no account should you allow a Type-3 Republican to read 'Weekly Standard' to you. Not because anything he says will convince you but because he'll start foaming at the mouth and you'll have to clean up the mess.
Well, yes, I'm a repubican but I'm from the wing of the party that actually tries to be nice to people.
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American political party popular with people who come from (on average) the dumbest, poorest, heavily subsidized regions of the country (the south,Kansas, Montana etc.)
Believe blatantly irrational social myths (increasing the military is vastly more important than education, wiretapping is better for liberty than healthcare, incarceration is better for freedom than taxing and decriminalizng marijuana)
Bitch about welfare even though red states are most likely to be subsidized
A guy named Jack walks in to a bar and says "All republicans are assholes
then some redneck stands up and says "I resent that ignorant statement you piece of shit"
Jack: Why, are you a republican?
Redneck: No, I'm an asshole
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1. A closed minded bastard that leeches from the poor and middle class workers!
2. A biblegod fantic that wants a theocarcy!
3. Scandalous
4. A person that needs to stop attackng the left-wing for no reason!
5. A persont that kills the balance of nature!
6. lair (see Scandalous)
1. Damn Republicans took money out of are checks to give to corprate bastards!
2. Shit, that Republican needs to keep his damn belifes to himslef!
3. What a scandalous person.
4. Damnit Stop calling the left-wing stalinist, socialist is more like it.
5. 10 trees died to the Republicans.
6. That lair.
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Anyone who possesses a transparent navel. In order to navigate with your head up your ass, you must have a transparent navel.
I'm trying to see things from Dubya's point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass! He must have a transparent navel!
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