Maniac's Roommate

A Maniac's Roommate is the girl he used to call his girlfriend and have sex with. Once he becomes tired of this relationship and if he's a 'nice guy' he will throw her out of his bedroom and leave her to dwell in the living room. He will begin to refer to her as his roommate when asked by friends or company who come to visit him.

Some random Chick ...."Well you know what they say: once a Maniac's chick always a Maniac's chick"
The chick already knowing..." Yeah true, unless he's decided she isn't girlfriend material, then she's Maniac's Roommate!"

roommate incest

participating in "bedroom" activities with one's room/housemates.

she invited me to hook up with them! like a threesome... i do NOT participate in roommate incest thankyouverymuch!!

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Roommate Rule

Roommate A is aloud to order Roommate B to drink a shot in under 10 seconds if Roommate B is feeling upset and Roommate A feels that Roommate B needs a shot.

"I'm upset" Roommate B
"Dude, take a shot" Roommate A
"Nah, I'm too upset to take a shot!" Roommate B
"dude!, TAKE A SHOT! ROOMMATE RULE" Roommate A
"Ugh, well, if it's roommate rule then i guess i have to!" Roommate B

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Smelly Roommate

See Sarah Bader

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asian roommate

crasian who brings in random people and smokes or takes pills to the effect that she touches her other roommates and generally acts like a whorebag

Dude, my asian roommate is a freaking whore!!
Man, my roommate is so asian!
My roommate just pulled an asian!

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Best Roommate

Tracy, otherwise known as Ashley's roommate.

"Tracy, you are the best roommate ever!" says Ashley.

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roommate switch

When two couples are having sex in the same room, switch partners after finishing and then repeat the act.

"Dan and Colin always pull the roommate switch after parties."

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