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Greek Roulette is a sport in which two or more men compete in masturbating and reaching orgasm before their opponents. When orgasm is reached, the player must then hit their opponents with their fluids. A miss results in a loss. Orgasm cannot be reached before 1 minute, unless you're playing a speed round, in which case, the faster the better.
1 minute Steve just got off all over his opponents face and won the match of Greek Roulette!
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A dangerous and deadly game in which a revolver or six shooter has one ( or more) bullets put into the chamber. The chamber is then spun around and snapped into position, leaving no idea as to the bullet's exact position. Two or more men then take turns putting the gun to their head and pulling the trigger, hoping it falls on an empty chamber. Others will commonly bet on this sort of game. Russian roulette may also appear in the form of a similar game in which many glasses full of some substance are placed down. All but one are filled with water or alcohol or something, the last containing deadly poison. Men take turns choosing and picking glasses to drink until one dies. (I think this is also called russian roulette)
Damn yo, that scene with russian roulette in The Deer Hunter was intense!11
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Russian roulette, but with a faulty RPG, and who ever is sitting either side of the victim is blown to bits too
The most deadly type of roulette is isis roulette
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The act of entering a rotary intersection, gambling that you will...
A. get out at the correct exit
B. get out within the first revolution.
C. be able to get out at all
D. get out alive
Variation on 'Russian Roulette', only losing usually doesn't kill you, but often makes you wish you were dead.
So named for the proponderance of such traffic circles in Eastern Mass. and the notorious driving habits of Bostonians
My commute forces me to play Bostonian Roulette every day.
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Another name for the rhythm method of birth control.
Called so because it is the only form of contraception endorsed by the Catholic Church.
Well, the Pope says condoms are out, and the pill is born of the fires of Hell. So get out the calendar, baby, it's time for Vatican roulette.
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An occurrence during an episode of Montezuma's revenge where one needs to relieve a build-up of gas, but in doing so might run the risk of a shart attack.
Man, I gotta go change. I just lost at Montezuma's roulette.
The game of chance played wile drinking wine with an unknowing and mentally unstable significant other or companion. The outcome is always unknown and can very from happiness, sadness, crying, throwing of fists, irrational and erratic behaviour and pointless arguing. The odds of an unfavourable outcome increase as the amount of wine consumed increases.
I was playing wine roulette with Meghan last night and lost bad. She got so drunk that she started to cry and punch me because I haven't proposed to her yet.